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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.
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Friendless. Having no favors to bestow. Destitute of fortune. Addicted to utterance of truth and common sense.
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PALMISTRY, n. The 947th method . . . of obtaining money by false pretences [by] reading character in the wrinkles [of] the hand. The pretence is not altogether false. . . for the wrinkles in every hand submitted plainly spell the word dupe.
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
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DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
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Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
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That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity
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The place whereon the priest formerly raveled out the small intestine of the sacrificial victim for purposes of divination and cooked its flesh for the gods. The word is now seldom used, except with reference to the sacrifice of their liberty and peace by a male and a female fool.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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OVATION, n. n ancient Rome, a definite, formal pageant in honor of one who had been disserviceable to the enemies of the nation. A lesser triumph.
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Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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PRIMATE, n. The head of a church, especially a State church supported by involuntary contributions. The Primate of England is the Archbishop of Canterbury, an amiable old gentleman, who occupies Lambeth Palace when living and Westminster Abbey when dead. He is commonly dead.
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Theology is a thing of unreason altogether, an edifice of assumptions and dreams, a superstructure without a substructure
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Inhumanity, n. One of the signal and characteristic qualities of humanity.
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Disobey n:To celebrate with an appropriate ceremony the maturity of a command
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REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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MATERIAL, adj. Having an actual existence, as distinguished from an imaginary one. Important.
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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
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