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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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MERCY, n. An attribute beloved of detected offenders.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.
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MONOSYLLABIC, adj. Composed of words of one syllable . . . Commonly Saxon - that is to say, words of a barbarous people destitute of ideas and incapable of any but the most elementary sentiments and emotions.
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OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .
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PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.
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PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.
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PROPERTY, n. Any material thing, having no particular value, that may be held by A against the cupidity of B. Whatever gratifies the passion for possession in one and disappoints it in all others. The object of man's brief rapacity and long indifference.
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NOISE, n. A stench in the ear. Undomesticated music. The chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.
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The poor man's price of admittance to the favor of the rich is his self-respect.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.
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Phoenix, n. The classical prototype of the modern 'small hot bird.'
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Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.
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Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
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adherent, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.
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LINEN, n. A kind of cloth the making of which, when made of hemp, entails a great waste of hemp.
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What this country needs what every country needs occasionally is a good hard bloody war to revive the vice of patriotism on which its existence as a nation depends.
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Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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