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Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Dod Grile
William Herman
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ORPHAN, n. A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude . . .
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GNU, n. An animal of South Africa, which in its domesticated state resembles a horse, a buffalo and a stag. In its wild condition it is something like a thunderbolt, an earthquake and a cyclone.
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it. In the U.S. Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House.
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INDIFFERENT, adj. Imperfectly sensible to distinctions among things.
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Eloquence, n. The art of orally persuading fools that white is the color that it appears to be. It includes the gift of making any color appear white.
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Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.
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REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.
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OPERA, n. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes.
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Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.
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APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom. The flabby wine-skin of his brain Yields to some pathologic strain, And voids from its unstored abysm The driblet of an aphorism. The Mad Philosopher, 1697
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Battle, n., A method of untying with the teeth a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.
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applause, n. The echo of a platitude.
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Riot – A popular entertainment given to the military by innocent bystanders.
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PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.
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PAST, n. That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance... The Past is the Future of yesterday, the Future is the Past of to-morrow. They are one - the knowledge and the dream.
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INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.
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If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.
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Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.
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Children who have proven themselves to be incorrigible by the age of twelve should be quickly and quietly beheaded, lest they grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate the likeness of their being.
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Habit: A shackle for the free.
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