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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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HOMOEOPATHY, n. A school of medicine midway between Allopathy and Christian Science. To the last both the others are distinctly inferior, for Christian Science will cure imaginary diseases, and they can not.
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The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.
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Men who expect universal peace through invention of destructive weapons of war are no wiser than one who, noting the improvement of agricultural implements, should prophesy an end to the tilling of the soil.
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OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
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Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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DAY, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. This period is divided into two parts, the day proper and the night, or day improper - the former devoted to sins of business, the latter consecrated to the other sort.
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TRUTHFUL, adj. Dumb and illiterate.
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A bad marriage is like an electrical thrilling machine: it makes you dance, but you can't let go.
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INCOMPOSSIBLE, adj. Unable to exist if something else exists. Two things are incompossible when the world of being has scope enough for one of them, but not enough for both - as Walt Whitman's poetry and God's mercy to man.
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EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.
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Experience - the wisdom that enables us to recognise in an undesirable old acquaintance the folly that we have already embraced.
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DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.
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A certain nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced.
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MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
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TRUCE, n. Friendship.
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The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.
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REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.
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Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
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UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.
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PHOTOGRAPH, n. A picture painted by the sun without instruction in art. It is a little better than the work of an Apache, but not quite so good as that of a Cheyenne.
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