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A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else.
Ambrose Bierce
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Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.
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