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Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future Age knows her as the Dream.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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New York is too strenuous for me it gets on my nerves.
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it. In the U.S. Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House.
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Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours.
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An army's bravest men are its cowards. The death which they would not meet at the hands of the enemy they will meet at the hands of their officers, with never a flinching.
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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
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RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who utters them.
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REAR, n. In American military matters, that exposed part of the army that is nearest to Congress.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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MAN, n. An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.
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A man is the sum of his ancestors to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves.
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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
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PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into politics and finance, and the place is now used as a lecture hall by the Audible Reformer.
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LUMINARY, One who throws light upon a subject as an editor by not writing about it.
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OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
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As a means of dispensing formulated ignorance our boasted public school system is not without merit it spreads out education sufficiently thin to give everyone enough to make him a more competent fool than he would have been without it.
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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
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MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
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Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.
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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
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RAILROAD, n. The chief of many mechanical devices enabling us to get away from where we are to where we are no better off. For this purpose the railroad is held in highest favor by the optimist, for it permits him to make the transit with great expedition.
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