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alone, adj. In bad company.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.
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PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.
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Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
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A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.
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Insurance - an ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table.
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Patriotism, n. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. In Dr. Johnson's famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit it is the first.
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ULTIMATUM, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
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I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers. What I said was that all saloonkeepers are Democrats.
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Noise: a stench in the ear.
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Kiss. n. A word invented by the poets as a rhyme for bliss.
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Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.
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Contempt the feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed.
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RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless.
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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.
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OBSOLETE, adj. No longer used by the timid. Said chiefly of words. A word which some lexicographer has marked obsolete is ever thereafter an object of dread and loathing to the fool writer . . .
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renown, n. A degree of distinction between notoriety and fame - a little more supportable than the one and a little more intolerable than the other. Sometimes it is conferred by an unfriendly and inconsiderate hand.
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GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers who tried to engineer a fusion between the early Christians and the Platonists. The former would not go into the caucus and the combination failed, greatly to the chagrin of the fusion managers.
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Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.
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