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repose, v.i. To cease from troubling.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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MUGWUMP, n. In politics one afflicted with self-respect and addicted to the vice of independence. A term of contempt.
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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavour to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with.
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EVANGELIST, n. A bearer of good tidings, particularly (in a religious sense) such as assure us of our own salvation and the damnation of our neighbors.
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MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
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MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.
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DIARY, n. A daily record of that part of one's life, which he can relate to himself without blushing.
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ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage. A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though Horizontalists hold that the posture of the body was immaterial.
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Salamander: Originally a reptile inhabiting fire later, an anthropomorphous immortal, but still a pyrophile. Salamanders are now believed to be extinct, the last one of which we have an account having been seen in Carcassonne by the Abbe Belloc, who exorcised it with a bucket of holy water.
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Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else.
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