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adherent, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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recollect, v. To recall with additions something not previously known.
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CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.
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Abnormal, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested.
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EXILE, n. One who serves his country by residing abroad, yet is not an ambassador.
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Ambition. An overmastering desire to be vilified by enemies while living and made ridiculous by friends when dead.
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Inexpedient: Not calculated to advance one's interests.
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gratitude, n. A sentiment lying midway between a benefit received and a benefit expected.
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RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, Homo ventrambulans.
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VIRTUES, n.pl. Certain abstentions.
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MUMMY, n. - an ancient Egyptian handy, too, in museums in gratifying the vulgar curiosity that serves to distinguish man from the lower animals.
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Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon the sin of idleness.
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PLENIPOTENTIARY, adj. Having full power. A Minister Plenipotentiary is a diplomatist possessing absolute authority on condition that he never exert it.
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EPIGRAM, n. A short, sharp saying in prose or verse, frequently characterize by acidity or acerbity and sometimes by wisdom.
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NOVEL, n. A short story padded.
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SATIRE, n. An obsolete kind of literary composition in which the vices and follies of the author's enemies were expounded with imperfect tenderness.
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GUNPOWDER, n. An agency employed by civilized nations for the settlement of disputes which might become troublesome if left unadjusted.
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