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adherent, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.
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OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as an old man. Discredited by lapse of time and offensive to the popular taste, as an old book.
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A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship . . . . [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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PITY, n. A failing sense of exemption, inspired by contrast.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber they fertilize.
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A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.
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I think love is the most unbelievable, and critical, thing in civilization. Everything else is very mechanical and predictable, but love, you can't catch it.
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Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
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UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
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