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applause, n. The echo of a platitude.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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COMPULSION, n. The eloquence of power.
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LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg pate.
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HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
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Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.
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RIMER, n. A poet regarded with indifference or disesteem.
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GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.
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adherent, n. A follower who has not yet obtained all that he expects to get.
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INGRATE, n. One who receives a benefit from another, or is otherwise an object of charity.
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Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy.
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Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.
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IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.
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CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.
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Think twice before you speak to a friend in need
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Debt, n. An ingenious substitute for the chain and whip of the slavedriver.
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Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.
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WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing political condition is a period of international amity.
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SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose having a divine character inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions as... the Cow in India the Crocodile, the Cat and the Onion of ancient Egypt.
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A man is the sum of his ancestors to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves. He is like the lower end of a suspended chain you can sway him slightly to the right or the left, but remove your hand and he falls into line with the other links.
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