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Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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Heathen, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel.
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