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DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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Laughter, n. An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.
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Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound.
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Christians and camels receive their burdens kneeling.
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Age - That period of life in which we compound for the vices that remain by reviling those we have no longer the vigor to commit.
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Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
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UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
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Evolutionary biology is genuinely scientific, but more than that it opens the door to a world more marvellous than any Christian fundamentalist has ever read into the pages of the Bible.
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When among the graves of thy fellows, walk with circumspection thine own is open at thy feet.
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Molecule, n.: The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter ... The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion.
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Genius - to know without having learned to draw just conclusions from unknown premises to discern the soul of things.
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REACH, n. The radius of action of the human hand. The area within which it is possible (and customary) to gratify directly the propensity to provide.
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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
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The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool.
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Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.
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Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.
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PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.
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ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.
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Perseverance - a lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.
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A wedding is a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.
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When you are ill make haste to forgive your enemies, for you may recover.
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