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DISCUSSION, n. A method of confirming others in their errors.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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RECOUNT, n. In American politics, another throw of the dice, accorded to the player against whom they are loaded.
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