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WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.

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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Dod Grile
William Herman
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