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POETRY, n. A form of expression peculiar to the Land beyond the Magazines.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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REDRESS, n. Reparation without satisfaction.
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Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
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According to the most trustworthy statistics the number of adult Dullards in the United States is but little short of thirty millions, including the statisticians.
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REFUSAL, n. Denial of something desired Refusals are graded in a descending scale of finality thus: the refusal absolute, the refusal condition, the refusal tentative and the refusal feminine. The last is called by some casuists the refusal assentive.
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ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.
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Cat: a soft indestructible automaton provided by nature to be kicked when things go wrong in the domestic circle.
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FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.
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URBANITY, n. The kind of civility that urban observers ascribe to dwellers in all cities but New York. Its commonest expression is heard in the words, I beg your pardon, and it is not consistent with disregard of the rights of others.
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PERIPATETIC, adj. Walking about. Relating to the philosophy of Aristotle, who, while expounding it, moved from place to place in order to avoid his pupil's objections. A needless precaution - they knew no more of the matter than he.
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OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
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GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.
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DISOBEDIENCE, n. The silver lining to the cloud of servitude.
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Habit: A shackle for the free.
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