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If you would be accounted great by your contemporaries, be not too much greater than they.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.
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FREEBOOTER, n. A conqueror in a small way of business, whose annexations lack of the sanctifying merit of magnitude.
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MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
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TRICHINOSIS, n. The pig's reply to proponents of porcophagy.
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In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, an ass and a nightingale. Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.
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MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter (see Molecule). The monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation - containing all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher . .
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CLOCK, n. A machine of great moral value to man, allaying his concern for the future by reminding him what a lot of time remains to him.
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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection.
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FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.
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Slang is the speech of him who robs the literary garbage carts on their way to the dumps.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Money. A blessing that is of no advantage to us excepting when we part with it.
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GEOGRAPHER, n. A chap who can tell you offhand the difference between the outside of the world and the inside.
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The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.
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LIFE, n. A spiritual pickle preserving the body from decay. We live in daily apprehension of its loss yet when lost it is not missed.
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The only distinction that democracies reward is a high degree of conformity.
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PRIMATE, n. The head of a church, especially a State church supported by involuntary contributions. The Primate of England is the Archbishop of Canterbury, an amiable old gentleman, who occupies Lambeth Palace when living and Westminster Abbey when dead. He is commonly dead.
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Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
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Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.
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