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INADMISSIBLE- Not competent to be considered. Hearsay evidence is inadmissible ... but there is no religion in the world that has any other basis than hearsay evidence.

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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Dod Grile
William Herman
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