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APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.

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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
Poet
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.
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LIMB, n. The branch of a tree or the leg of an American woman.
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We must stop chasing dollars, stop lying, stop cheating, stop ignoring art, literature, and all the refining agencies and instrumentalities of civilization.
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Youth is Gilead, in which is balm for every wound.
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I keep a conscience uncorrupted by religion, a judgment undimmed by politics and patriotism, a heart untainted by friendships and sentiments unsoured by animosities.
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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
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When in Rome, do as Rome does.
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DEGRADATION, n. One of the stages of moral and social progress from private station to political preferment.
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An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization.
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FLAG, n. A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London
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Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.
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You don't have to be stupid to be a Christian, ... but it probably helps.
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An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
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The partisan strife in which the people of the country are permitted to periodically engage does not tend to the development of ugly traits of character, but merely discloses those that preexist.
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SATIETY, n. The feeling that one has for the plate after he has eaten its contents, madam.
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Cynicism is that blackguard defect of vision which compels us to see the world as it is, instead of as it should be.
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Peace in international affairs: a period of cheating between periods of fighting
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Rhubarb: essence of stomach ache.
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PHRENOLOGY, n. The science of picking the pocket through the scalp. It consists in locating and exploiting the organ that one is a dupe with.
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R.I.P. A careless abbreviation of requiescat in pace, attesting to indolent goodwill to the dead. According to the learned Dr. Drigge, however, the letters originally meant nothing more than reductus in pulvis.
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