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The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
Poet
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
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