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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
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Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
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PITIFUL, adj. The state of an enemy or opponent after an imaginary encounter with oneself.
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moral, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general expediency.
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LOGOMACHY, n. A war in which the weapons are words and the wounds punctures in the swim-bladder of self-esteem - a kind of contest in which, the vanquished being unconscious of defeat, the victor is denied the reward of success.
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WIDOW, n. A pathetic figure that the Christian world has agreed to take humorously, although Christ's tenderness towards widows was one of the most marked features of his character.
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An army's bravest men are its cowards. The death which they would not meet at the hands of the enemy they will meet at the hands of their officers, with never a flinching.
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PAST, n. That part of Eternity with some small fraction of which we have a slight and regrettable acquaintance... The Past is the Future of yesterday, the Future is the Past of to-morrow. They are one - the knowledge and the dream.
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RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.
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GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers who tried to engineer a fusion between the early Christians and the Platonists. The former would not go into the caucus and the combination failed, greatly to the chagrin of the fusion managers.
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Houseless: Having paid all taxes on household goods.
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Happiness has not to all the same name: to Youth she is known as the Future Age knows her as the Dream.
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PLENIPOTENTIARY, adj. Having full power. A Minister Plenipotentiary is a diplomatist possessing absolute authority on condition that he never exert it.
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INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to - in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning.
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In forgiving an injury be somewhat ceremonious, lest your magnanimity be construed as indifference.
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MARTYR, One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.
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IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.
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REPARATION, n. Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.
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POSITIVISM- A philosophy that denies our knowledge of the Real and affirms our ignorance of the Apparent. Its longest exponent is Comte, its broadest Mill and its thickest Spencer.
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SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave. Figuratively, any lady of splendid promise, dissembled purpose and disappointing performance.
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I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
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