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A man who piously shuts himself up to meditate upon the sin of wickedness and to keep it fresh in his mind joins a brotherhood of awful examples.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can be made . . . also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread per capita of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.
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CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another. When Zeno was told that one of his enemies was no more he was observed to be deeply moved. What! said one of his disciples, you weep at the death of an enemy? Ah, 'tis true, replied the great Stoic but you should see me smile at the death of a friend..
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Platitude: All that is mortal of a departed truth.
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Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
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Happiness: an agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.
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For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.
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