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Nature's fortuitous manifestation of her purposeless objectionableness.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
Poet
Science Fiction Writer
Writer
Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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When God makes a beautiful woman, the devil opens a new register.
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Income is the natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability.
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Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.
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PLENIPOTENTIARY, adj. Having full power. A Minister Plenipotentiary is a diplomatist possessing absolute authority on condition that he never exert it.
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Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
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The money-getter who pleads his love of work has a lame defense, for love of work at money-getting is a lower taste than love of money.
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IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.
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Knowledge is the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify.
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predilection, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
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A large stone presented by the archangel Gabriel to the patriarch Abraham, and preserved at Mecca. The patriarch had perhaps asked the archangel for bread.
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DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number - just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice.
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CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, author of 'Cogito ergo sum' to demonstrate the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved 'Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum' 'I think that I think, therefore I think that I am' as close an approach.
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OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.
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PLAGIARIZE, v. To take the thought or style of another writer whom one has never, never read.
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TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own.
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Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.
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DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.
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