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That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
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When you doubt, abstain.
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SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave. Figuratively, any lady of splendid promise, dissembled purpose and disappointing performance.
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Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty soon afterward.
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ACKNOWLEDGE, v.t. To confess. Acknowledgment of one another's faults is the highest duty imposed by our love of truth.
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What is worth doing is worth the trouble of asking somebody to do it.
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NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.
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A trite popular saying, or proverb. (Figurative and colloquial.) So called because it makes its way into a wooden head. Following are examples of old saws fitted with new teeth.
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CONSOLATION, n. The knowledge that a better man is more unfortunate than yourself.
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TRUCE, n. Friendship.
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Contempt the feeling of a prudent man for an enemy who is too formidable safely to be opposed.
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Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
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Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
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HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
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A violin is the revenge exacted by the intestines of a dead cat.
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Aborigines, n.: Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of a newly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber they fertilize.
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ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection.
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PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.
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SCRAP-BOOK, n. A book that is commonly edited by a fool. Many persons of some small distinction compile scrap-books containing whatever they happen to read about themselves or employ others to collect.
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