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War: A by-product of the arts of peace.

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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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PRESIDENT, n. The leading figure in a small group of men of whom - and of whom only - it is positively known that immense numbers of their countrymen did not want any of them for President.
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Slang is a foul pool at which every dunce fills his bucket, and then sets up as a fountain.
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MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.
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Don't board with the devil if you wish to be fat.
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Intolerance is natural and logical, for in every dissenting opinion lies an assumption of superior wisdom.
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OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe . . . . The absence of a good working pair of wings is no defect, for, as has been ingeniously pointed out, the ostrich does not fly.
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To those who view the voyage of life from the port of departure the bark that has accomplished any considerable distance appears already in close approach to the farther shore.
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diplomacy, n.: The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
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predilection, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.
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The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.
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RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.
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CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.
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CENTAUR, n. One of a race of persons who lived before the division of labor had been carried to such a pitch of differentiation, and who followed the primitive economic maxim, Every man his own horse.
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One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn.
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