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Fear has no brains it is an idiot. The dismal witness that it bears and the cowardly counsel that it whispers are unrelated.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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mine, adj. Belonging to me if I can hold or seize it.
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REVOLUTION, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. . . . the substitution of the rule of an Administration for that of a Ministry, whereby the welfare and happiness of the people were advanced a full half-inch.
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HOMILETICS, n. The science of adapting sermons to the spiritual needs, capacities and conditions of the congregation.
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Appeal. In law, to put the dice into the box for another throw.
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RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.
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OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment . . . . judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense the wisdom of an act is to be juded by the light that the doer had when he performed it.
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Erudition - dust shaken out of a book into an empty skull.
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A popular vote to ascertain the will of the sovereign.
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PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
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ROSTRUM, n. In Latin, the beak of a bird or the prow of a ship. In America, a place from which a candidate for office energetically expounds the wisdom, virtue and power of the rabble.
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Spring beckons! All things to the call respond the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
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MAMMON, n. The god of the world's leading religion. The chief temple is in the holy city of New York.
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Age, with his eyes in the back of his head, thinks it wisdom to see the bogs through which he has floundered.
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Backbite: To ''speak of a man as you find him'' when he can't find you.
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NEWTONIAN, Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.
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A nation that will not enforce its laws has no claim to the respect and allegiance of its people.
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