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Alien - an American sovereign in his probationary state.

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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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MISCREANT, n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.
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PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied him. For purposes of humor it is popularly called a trunk.
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Pantheism, n. The doctrine that everything is God, in contradistinction to the doctrine that God is everything.
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A penny saved is a penny to squander.
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Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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INTIMACY, n. A relation into which fools are providentially drawn for their mutual destruction.
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ZEUS /n./ The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog.
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adore, v.t. To venerate expectantly.
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PLUNDER, v. To take the property of another without observing the decent and customary reticences of theft. To wrest the wealth of A from B and leave C lamenting a vanishing opportunity.
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Convictions are variable to be always consistent is to be sometimes dishonest.
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When lost in a forest go always down hill. When lost in a philosophy or doctrine go upward.
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A man is known by the company he organizes.
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POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it. In the U.S. Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House.
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Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone, and irrational as a headless hen.
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QUEEN, n. A woman by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.
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DEINOTHERIUM, n. An extinct pachyderm that flourished when the Pterodactyl was in fashion. The latter was a native of Ireland, its name being pronounced Terry Dactyl or Peter O'Dactyl, as the man pronouncing it may chance to have heard it spoken or seen it printed.
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GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.
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The furrier gets the skins of more foxes than asses.
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ACCUSE, v.t. To affirm another's guilt or unworth most commonly as a justification of ourselves for having wronged him.
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