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Irreligion - the principal one of the great faiths of the world.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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Homicide, /n./ The slaying of one human by another. There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he died by one kind or another - the classification is for the advantage of the lawyers.
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You can effect a change of robbers every four years. Inestimable privilege - to pull off the glutted leech and attach the lean one! And you can not even choose among the lean leeches, but must accept those designated by the programmers and showmen who have the reptiles on tap!
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The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forebearance among men.
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PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.
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SYCOPHANT- One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor.
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The slightest acquaintance with history shows that powerful republics are the most warlike and unscrupulous of nations.
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Even the laws of justice themselves cannot subsist without mixture of injustice.
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TRUCE, n. Friendship.
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IMAGINATION, n. A warehouse of facts, with poet and liar in joint ownership.
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REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.
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Opportunity: A favorable occasion for grasping a disappointment.
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picture, n. A representation in two dimensions of something wearisome in three.
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True, man does not know woman. But neither does woman.
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FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs
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Magpie, n.: A bird whose theivish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk.
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A man is the sum of his ancestors to reform him you must begin with a dead ape and work downward through a million graves.
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Age is provident because the less future we have the more we fear it.
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Feast, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness.
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POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.
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DISABUSE, v.t. To present your neighbor with another and better error than the one which he has deemed advantageous to embrace.
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