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Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows.

Ambrose Bierce

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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
Journalist
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Science Fiction Writer
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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He who thinks with difficulty believes with alacrity.
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Infidel, n. In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion in Constantinople, one who does.
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BABE or BABY, n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion.
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KING, n. A male person commonly known in America as a crowned head, although he never wears a crown and has usually no head to speak of.
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MONUMENT, n. A structure intended to commemorate something which either needs no commemoration or cannot be commemorated.
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UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.
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CLOSE-FISTED, adj. Unduly desirous of keeping that which many meritorious persons wish to obtain.
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Deliberation, n.: The act of examining one's bread to determine which side it is buttered on.
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When prosperous the fool trembles for the evil that is to come in adversity the philosopher smiles for the good that he has had.
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PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.
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REALISM, n. The art of depicting nature as it is seem by toads. The charm suffusing a landscape painted by a mole, or a story written by a measuring-worm.
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BEG, v. To ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given.
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RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.
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