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To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Ambrose Bierce
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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
Aphorist
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Meigs County
Ohio
Dod Grile
William Herman
Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce
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LANGUAGE, n. The music with which we charm the serpents guarding another's treasure.
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REPENTANCE, n. The faithful attendant and follower of Punishment. It is usually manifest in a degree of reformation that is not inconsistent with continuity of sin.
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APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider
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A book which the Mohammedans foolishly believe to have been written by divine inspiration, but which Christians know to be a wicked imposture, contradictory to the Holy Scriptures.
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Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.
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Quill: An instrument of torture yielded by a goose and commonly weilded by as ass.
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REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend. In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian.
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INTENTION, n. The mind's sense of the prevalence of one set of influences over another set an effect whose cause is the imminence, immediate or remote, of the performance of an involuntary act.
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Sabbath - a weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh.
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New York is too strenuous for me it gets on my nerves.
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I keep a conscience uncorrupted by religion, a judgment undimmed by politics and patriotism, a heart untainted by friendships and sentiments unsoured by animosities.
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The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of remarkable Christian forbearance among men - were it not for a mawkish humanitarianism, coupled with imperfect digestive powers, we should devour our young, as Nature intended.
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Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.
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PERIPATETIC, adj. Walking about. Relating to the philosophy of Aristotle, who, while expounding it, moved from place to place in order to avoid his pupil's objections. A needless precaution - they knew no more of the matter than he.
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What a woman most admires in a man is distinction among men. What a man most admires in a woman is devotion to himself.
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Saint: A dead sinner revised and edited.
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Duty - that which sternly impels us in the direction of profit, along the line of desire.
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In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.
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OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.
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FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs
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