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History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.

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Ambrose Bierce
Born: 1842
Born: June 24
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PRIMATE, n. The head of a church, especially a State church supported by involuntary contributions. The Primate of England is the Archbishop of Canterbury, an amiable old gentleman, who occupies Lambeth Palace when living and Westminster Abbey when dead. He is commonly dead.
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RUIN, v. To destroy. Specifically, to destroy a maid's belief in the virtue of maids.
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Example is better than following it.
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A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
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DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues. When the process is imperfect, vices are evolved instead - a circumstance from which that wicked writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, infers that the ladies are the greater sufferers from dyspepsia.
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RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.
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MACE, n. A staff of office signifying authority. Its form, that of a heavy club, indicates its original purpose and use in dissuading from dissent.
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MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.
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PRICE, n. Value, plus a reasonable sum for the wear and tear of conscience in demanding it.
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