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I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.
Alton Brown
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Alton Brown
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: July 30
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Alton Crawford Walter Brown
Alton Crawford Brown
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I'm just sitting around thinking about turkey.
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I have nothing but sympathy for the people who are forced to work with me. I'm better now at picking out those that want to play that game with me, and those that don't.
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I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first time.
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Do not allow watching food to replace making food.
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I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.
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Unless your kid is Pele Jr., they're not going to be able to feed themselves from soccer. If your kid knows how to play soccer, but not make dinner, you have done them a disservice.
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Well, you know, when you go into a restaurant, one of the scariest things is the wine list, so whenever I'm really feeling intimidated, I'll just pick a wine type, like a Chianti or Brunello or a Burgundy, and I'll pick a year that's missing and ask for that one.
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When you're touring, you're constantly in motion.
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I do know I'm a control freak.
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I'm not a slave driver or a yeller. I was yelled at in kitchens and other workplaces.
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My feeling has always been that 'Good Eats' would have never happened had it been left to a committee.
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Lumps are caused by one thing and one thing alone - the improper addition of a starch.
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Racism. It's ugly. Even in tubers.
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I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do.
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I grill, therefore I am.
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I played every bad guy in Shakespeare.
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Remember, America: organization will set you free.
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The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
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I'm too tired to hate.
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