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Laughing brains are more absorbent.

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Alton Brown
Age: 62
Born: 1962
Born: July 30
Actor
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Alton Crawford Walter Brown
Alton Crawford Brown
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So I quit my job and went to the New England Culinary Institute for the full two years and worked in the restaurant industry after that until finally I thought I had a grasp on what I needed to do what I do.
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Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it.
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Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously.
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I never spoke about politics, with the exception of Election Night.
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I say grace. I'm a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so I'm pretty grateful for that and I thank him for that. But I'm also thankful for the people that put the food on the table.
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I'm too tired to hate.
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If you really love stuffing, wait until the turkey comes out of the oven, add some of the pan drippings to the stuffing, and bake it in a dish. That's called dressing, and that's not evil - stuffing is, though.
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I'm loyal and very good about giving people opportunities.
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Racism. It's ugly. Even in tubers.
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I'm like a really goofy home ec teacher.
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Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.
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I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.
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A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules apply. My best advice: handle the dough as little as possible.
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I'm grateful my teenaged daughter is healthy and well and for the work I do to make a living.
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