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God probably thinks it’s worth giving a sense of humor only to those of us who have to laugh at all the rubbish bits that are wrong with us.
Allison Pearson
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Allison Pearson
Age: 64
Born: 1960
Born: July 22
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The times you don't make it are the ones children remember, not the times you do.
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