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Though snails are exceedingly slow, There is one thing I'd like to know. If I out run 'em round the yard, How come they beat me to the chard?

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Allen Klein
Age: 86
Born: 1938
Born: April 26
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New York City
New York
Garden
Yard
Though
Yards
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Ems
Come
Round
Thing
Rounds
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Slow
Snails
Beat
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Snail

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