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If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute. That first minute is crucial.
Allen Carr
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Allen Carr
Age: 72 †
Born: 1934
Born: September 2
Died: 2006
Died: November 29
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