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A three-year old was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom,' he asked,'are these my brains?' 'Not yet.' she replied.

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Allan Pease
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: January 1
Author
Motivational Speaker
Writer
Melbourne
Australia
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