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They have been playing golf for 800 years and nobody has satisfactorily said why.

Alistair Cooke

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Alistair Cooke
Age: 95 †
Born: 1908
Born: November 20
Died: 2004
Died: March 30
Journalist
Radio Personality
Television Presenter
Writer
Salford
Greater Manchester
Satisfactorily
Golf
Nobody
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