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I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.

Alistair Cooke

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Alistair Cooke
Age: 95 †
Born: 1908
Born: November 20
Died: 2004
Died: March 30
Journalist
Radio Personality
Television Presenter
Writer
Salford
Greater Manchester
Golf
Desire
Two
Handicap
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Handicaps
Stroke
Strokes
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