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I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.

Alistair Cooke

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Alistair Cooke
Age: 95 †
Born: 1908
Born: November 20
Died: 2004
Died: March 30
Journalist
Radio Personality
Television Presenter
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Salford
Greater Manchester
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Handicap
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Strokes
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Golf
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No myth dies harder, and none is more regularly debunked by the facts, than the one about international sports contributing to international friendship.
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