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How old are you? Sixteen? S-seventeen? [asks security guard] Is seventeen legal?

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Alice Cooper
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: February 4
Actor
Disc Jockey
Musician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Detroit
Michigan
Vincent Damon Furnier
Vincent Furnier
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