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We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.

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Alice Cooper
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: February 4
Actor
Disc Jockey
Musician
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Detroit
Michigan
Vincent Damon Furnier
Vincent Furnier
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