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If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.
Alice Cooper
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Alice Cooper
Age: 76
Born: 1948
Born: February 4
Actor
Disc Jockey
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Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Detroit
Michigan
Vincent Damon Furnier
Vincent Furnier
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