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People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
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City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like Brothers in Arms and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.
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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.
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I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
Alexei Sayle
However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
Alexei Sayle
I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.
Alexei Sayle
I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.
Alexei Sayle
My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
Alexei Sayle
Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
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There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark
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The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
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First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.
Alexei Sayle
You can't do comedy with a beard.
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