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People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
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City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.
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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
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I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like Brothers in Arms and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
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I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
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I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.
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Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
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The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.
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Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
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There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
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