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I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.
Alexei Sayle
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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
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City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
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But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
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I always thought communism was crap, really.
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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.
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Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
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I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.
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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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