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I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.
Alexei Sayle
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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
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City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
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People aren't universally heroic.
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I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.
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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
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People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
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If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.
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I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
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I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.
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I always thought communism was crap, really.
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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