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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
Bones
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Blind
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Often
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I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
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I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.
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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.
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I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.
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I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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People aren't universally heroic.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
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If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
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I have a lot of nice Italian winter clothes that make me look like a sophisticated Lebanese professor, so my friend Robert and I go around pretending to be experts in Arabic politics. It doesn't work in the summer though. I don't have the right clothes.
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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
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