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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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Bones
Dog
Blind
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But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
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Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.
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I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.
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My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
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Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way.
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I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.
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I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
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People aren't universally heroic.
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You can't do comedy with a beard.
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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
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I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like Brothers in Arms and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
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