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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
Bones
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Blind
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Often
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I always thought communism was crap, really.
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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s.
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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.
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As a comic, you try something and if it works you go with it and grind it to death.
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.
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But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
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Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.
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