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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

Alexei Sayle

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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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Pique
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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.
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