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Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.

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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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Israel
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If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.
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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
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You can't do comedy with a beard.
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People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark
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I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like Brothers in Arms and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
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I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.
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I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.
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A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.
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I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.
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I wanted to write about how people's beliefs shift.
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I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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