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If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
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City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
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I always thought communism was crap, really.
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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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