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Alexei Sayle
Age: 72
Born: 1952
Born: August 7
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Television Actor
Writer
City of Liverpool
Alexei David Sayle
Beard
Comedy

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I always thought communism was crap, really.
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Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space, may have had his charms, but he really couldn't be considered hip.
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If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift' they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains' they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'
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I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.
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People aren't universally heroic.
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However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.
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My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?
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I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.
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I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.
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I don't think people were that interested in what I was doing for the most of the 1990s.
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I suppose the common idea of me is that I'm going to be someone who's hyper and cracking jokes all the time, but people who meet me are soon disabused of that notion.
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But as in all cults, what's central to the Communist Party is the belief system and the elimination of nuance. From there you're very slowly led down the road to fanaticism and mass murder.
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I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.
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Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like Brothers in Arms and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
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I feel sorry for many politicians we expect them to be completely consistent and moralised when we're not.
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For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.
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Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.
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Honestly, sometimes I get really fed up of my subconscious - it's like it's got a mind of its own.
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It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political.
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I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.
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